Merica Energy Drinks

Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, Amercan flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a ’67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course you have, you’re ‘Merican.